Friday, November 16, 2007

Worst Job

Hello there. I have had a lot of interesting jobs. I had to quit three sports and get a job when I was 14yrs old. The only place that hired youngins like myself was the fast food businesses. So I went straight to the top! I know what you're thinking, but the golden arches weren't in my sights. No no, it was the rival Burger King! I wanted it my way dammit! I had to do it all. For some reason they thought I was pretty personable so I put on my best smile and actually delivered the food in the restaraunt like a host would. I made and shelled out popcorn too! Then when they thought I had worn my welcome in the front, I got to go back and engulf myself in grease. I didn't mind smelling like a grease trap, it was just cleaning one that sucked! It was the worse thing any human being working in the fast food business would ever have to put up with. I don't know how many times I gagged or how many times I wanted to throw up but I made it through, and since they wouldn't give me employee of the month after all this, I quit after 2 years, to go work at Subway. Eat fresh people!

3 comments:

Braunstein said...

I applied at both Dairy Queen and Subway when I was sixteen. I never heard from either one. I think I'm o.k. with that. I'm not qualified to make a sandwich or dish up icecream, but I can teach your kids.

maryhasacutedog said...

Hi Jeff, With you and Joe,it makes class and reading blogs fun. What did they do with the grease you had to clean out? You could have powered up your car. Mary

Travis Roy said...

All Hail the King baby!!!

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